Mayo Mayhem - My Response to Mayo's Diss track!

Lots of Love Mayo!

Lyrics:

Hey, it's Catushka Kitten, here to set the record straight
Mayo on Rice, your rhymes are second-rate
You're talkin' MLBB like you're some kind of king
But in reality, you're just a wannabe, a fling!

Mayo on Rice, what's with your play?
Your singing's a crime, got us begging for mercy, mercy, mercy, every single day!
No matter the hero or the lane you choose,
You're the one who's always bound to lose!

You call me out for my skills, but let's not mince words
Your gameplay's like a slapstick comedy, watched by mocking birds
Dressed as a mayo bottle, you're quite the condiment king
In MLBB, you're the mayo-flavored zing

You're talking 'bout my KDA, but peek at your stats, honey
Dying more than you're living, it's kinda funny
And that singing voice, oh darling, it's quite the charm
Like a cat's meow, but hey, no offense, it's no harm.

Mayo on Rice, what's with your play?
Your singing's a crime, got us begging for mercy, mercy, mercy, every single day!
No matter the hero or the lane you choose,
You're the one who's always bound to lose!

Mayo on Rice, your singing's like a crime
Got us all clutching our sides, laughing, laughing, laughing, every time
No matter the skins or the fancy emotes you flash
You're the one who's always causing a comedic crash!

So before you come at me again, Mayo on Rice, take pause,
Your skills in MLBB are like rice without sauce,
Think twice before challenging this feline, 'cause this kitten's got claws!
You're like a feeder in game, always on the retreat,
While I'm the MVP, with every victory, I greet,
So step back, Mayo, and bow to the queen,
For in this diss game, I reign supreme!

Mayo on Rice, let's get real, I adore you sincerely,
This whole thing was just a playful spree, never too dreary.
No matter the banter or the giggles we employ,
You bring us all laughs and endless joy!