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🎵 “Ain’t Built Like I Was” – Still Kickin’ (Just Slower) 🎵
Ain’t as fast. Ain’t as firm. But dang if I’m not still full of charm.
This one’s for the cowboys with creaky knees and stories that start with “Back in my day…”

🦴 LYRICS THAT’LL MAKE YOUR BONES NOD:

“Used to down hot sauce like it was sweet tea,
Now a mild salsa damn near cripples me.”

“I ain’t built like I was back in ‘75,
Back when I could party and still drive.”

“Still got a spark, just a flicker and a wheeze,
A rebel soul in orthopedic jeans.”

🤣 WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS SONG:

✔️ The ultimate anthem for aging like a dusty legend
✔️ Equal parts funny, real, and full of cowboy soul
✔️ Perfect for your “Grumpy But Still Groovin’” playlist
✔️ Honky-tonk wisdom with every wheezy rhyme

👴 WHO THIS IS FOR:

• Folks who used to party on Friday and mow the lawn Saturday
• Cowboys whose six-pack abs have migrated south
• Rebels with canes, back braces, and a whole lotta stories
• Anyone who prefers naps over nightlife

🎯 CALL TO ACTION BEFORE YOUR JOINTS LOCK UP:

✅ LIKE if you’ve ever pulled a muscle sneezing
✅ SUBSCRIBE for more knee-poppin’, hip-rockin’ country comedy
✅ COMMENT with your favorite “back in my prime” moment
✅ SHARE with the friend who says “I used to…” a lot
✅ RING THE BELL like it’s time for your meds and a nap

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