Brad Has A Pain: Depleting all of MU Clarence's HP*

*MU Clarence is not programmed to be able to die.

This fights really fucking easy when you realize that doing anything but surviving is pointless, given that you have infinite money and stores sell bottles of iced coffee. So I decided to get up to some shenanigans. Note that I modded in healthbars so that you could actually see it happen. I technically could have had a calculator in another tab but that'd be a pain in the ass to track with combo dials.

MU Clarence isn't supposed to get to 0 HP. He usually has 999 def and sdef, and takes halved damage from attacks with the Physical or Armstrong elements. Groin Kick doesn't do much to him either. Thankfully, that's where Lad comes in.

Lad can apply the Pain status to enemies. Pain lowers the defense and special defense stats to 0, drains 10% hp per turn, and reduces both offensive stats by 25%. While this is really good, enemies don't actually have very much defense in Lisa games normally, so this doesn't matter too much. But when it comes to an enemy who has 999 def, suddenly this matters a lot.

Also if it looked like I had no idea what the fuck to use with Percy, that's because I had no idea what the fuck to use with Percy. This was my first time actually using him. I only took him so that he could facetank MU Clarence's decapitate (and ideally, most of his other attacks).

Credit to my good buddy ‪@Lavend1ce‬ for drawing MU Clarence in the thumbnail.