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A summary of the post-TI shuffle of 2015. Yes, yes... Tswift again. I promise something else next time :P

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Original: Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
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LYRICS
'Cause, baby, now I've got new blood
I thought I used to bleed blue but
Winning TI was not enough
So, EG, now I've got new blood
Hey!
I know we had problems
And maybe we coulda solved them
Still it had to be done
Whatever, now I've got new blood
Hey!

Once more, I get the kick
Even though CDEC banned all my picks
I hope you'll all regret it
I'll come back stronger for TI6
I thought we were the best team
Together we were a Disney dream
But it was never 'bout me
Cause all of you just wanted Arteezy

Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you and I

'Cause, baby, now I've got new blood
Gonna team up with w33ha
Captain Puppey will guide us
Together we'll worship Taiga
Anime!
Some players had egos
Everything was a shit show
I don't want too much drama
So maybe we'll win with new blood
Hey!

Look now, it's not all that bad
I'm so happy to be back with my dad
And VP's still holding their ground
Korean dota's stickin' around
And Black's just travelling the world
When it's back to school for our favorite girl
There's Honboys with Fly and Moon
A reunion of s4 and his big spoon

Oh, it's not bad to think about the good times, you and I

'Cause, baby, now we've got new blood
Watching majors will sure be fun
Have a feeling it will be rough
'Cause, baby, now we've got new blood
Hey!
Every team has its problems
So make new ones, don't solve them
It might never be good enough
Whatever, now we've got new blood
Hey!

You weren't there when needed most
Guess we'll also reshuffle
That's just how the story goes
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So after Aui got kicked, I got a lot of requests to do a follow-up parody of the break-up with Universe. Devoting a whole song to that though sounded pretty sad... Instead, I worked all the other nonsense about the drama in!

SPECIAL THANKS to @orphir_ for the inspiration of his lyrics and to Hot_Bid and Charlie Yang for the inception of the idea haha.

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