The Art Of Gift Horse Punching With Mutants, Meatballs, and A Megan Fox AI Movie

In this wild episode of Binge-Watchers Podcast, Johnny Spoiler shares some humorous family moments over a plate of meatballs and dives into the latest horror movie news, some home video headlines, and what’s happening in the world of apocalyptic cinema.

Highlights:

Family Banter at a Pizza Place: Johnny recounts a funny story about having meatballs with his dad and brother, who bring up the topic of getting his prostate checked. Amidst all this, he shares a witty comment about his "prostate getting plenty of exercise."

Home Video Headlines:

Smile 2 Marketing: The sequel drops its first poster, centering its marketing around Ray Nicholson and his iconic grin inherited from his father, Jack Nicholson.

Beetlejuice Reboot Controversy: Johnny discusses the polarizing reception and ad blitz of the Beetlejuice reboot. He gives his honest take, hinting at a merchandising grab rather than a quality movie.

Deadpool, Wolverine, and Blade Review: Johnny gives a candid review of his latest Five Guys burger experience while discussing the film's lack of compelling stakes and a villain that doesn't quite hit the mark.

Weird September Movie Review: "Damnation Alley":

Apocalyptic chaos ensues as a group of survivors travels across a nuclear wasteland in an armored RV. Johnny dives into the details of the movie’s practical effects, notable cast members, and the film’s failures, including its pacing issues and untimely character deaths.

Trivia Time: The intriguing backstory of "Damnation Alley," including how 20th Century Fox placed a risky bet on the film over "Star Wars," which didn’t pay off.

Sponsor Plug: Mochi: Johnny introduces Mochi, a telehealth platform focusing on medication-based weight loss management. Listeners can get $40 off with the promo code ‘bingewatchers.’ https://bit.ly/joinmochiBW

Fanservice Corner: Johnny reads a fan comment about eating canned tuna and debates the infamous urban legend of the cannery worker. He humorously explores the idea that fans might not really know what's in their tuna.

Staff Picks: After thoroughly exploring "Damnation Alley," Johnny also reviews "Subservience," a new film starring Megan Fox as a seductive android. His takeaway? The movie might not deliver on all its promises, but it has its moments.

What’s Coming Next? Stay tuned for more quirky reviews and discussions, including a deep dive into the 1977 film "The Car," where James Brolin fights a possessed vehicle on a murderous rampage.

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