ASMR Personality Test (FREE*) -The Church of Metatology (*Terms Apply, see description)

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*The Church of Metatology does not exist – it is an ASMR spoof cult and fabrication for the purpose of entertainment and relaxation. That being said, if you wanna slip your man $20,000…

Welcome, Peep, to the Church of Metatology. This *FREE* ASMR personality test is designed to relax you, give you tingles, and enlist you into an inescapable capitalist cult.

The video includes writing sounds, tapping, soft spoken personal questions, and cult dogma. Also, please be advised there are fairly strong 40hz frequencies used in this video. Enjoy!

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Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.