Dicky "Peg Leg" Parker -- Rub Up On That Nub | Inclusive Funk

Lyrics and arrangement by MacDonkulous, music and mixing by Udio. (2024)

If I was a funk musician in the 1970s, this is EXACTLY what I would have done. I'd definitely give Blowfly a run for his money. As to the nature of my AI enhanced musical content: "Offense is rarely intended, apologies are rarely given."

Lyrics:

[verse]
I got a little inebriated
ended up amputated
but girl, I still need some love...
come on and rub up on my nub!

Now, there's no need to be shy
My leg is missing, but I'm still a guy
So whip those titties out, girl
and grind your tang on my thigh

[chorus]
Rub that nub!
Rub up on that nub---you freaky lady
rub that stump
lemme pop a chub
and start to hump

[verse]
so, I got a little inebriated
and wound up amputated (huh!)
but girl, for what it's worth...
I've got the length, I've got the girth

Now, there's no need for any pity
I just need a ride to Big Booty City
So spread those legs, baby
and get down to the nitty gritty

[chorus]
Rub that nub!
Rub up on that nub---you freaky lady



Lyrics written by MacDonkulous* (2024)
Music by Udio AI

*I fucking LOVE this song.
rub that stump
rub it til I pop a chub
and start to hump

[outro]
Rub up on that nub...
rub up on the nub
please, please lemme pop a chub
ohhhhh yeaaaaah!!!
we can go all night, woman