Lawyer ASMR - Ridiculous Closing Statement w/ Tapping Sounds, Feather Stroking, and (warning) a Gun

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Welcome to law – population you, and a jury of your peers. Get down outta that tree, I said ‘peers’, not ‘pears’! Stapler? I hardly know them!

This parody video is of a fairly sub part lawyer making the case for his client. Unusually, triggers included are feather stroking, tapping, stapler sounds, and a gun. Enjoy!

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