Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Zelda (9.0 Intensity)

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"Our royal highness from a land where technology is frowned upon has won the challenge," Palutena said, with Chris being the only one aware that Zelda herself wasn't going to like talking to this particular female as she had heard from some others how...unique she was. "Tell us how you feel about this."

"It really is nothing much to me, other than the fact I can defend myself," Zelda said.

"And..." Palutena grinned, "what if you can't truly defend yourself?"

Zelda sighed. "I suppose if Link is still available, he would gladly step in to be my shield," she said.

"Oh, come now. You don't need that elf guy to do the smashing," Palutena said. Zelda wanted to correct her wrong definition of a Hylian person but was discouraged by the goddess talking quickly. "Us girls can stand up from the ground to fight back, even if we have supernatural powers over the normal women. Don't you dare admit defeat for situations like that, understand?"

"(...Holy crap, is she actually encouraging someone for once?)" Chris thought.

The princess of Hyrule was shocked to notice she was smiling at that suggestion. "O-oh, that is quite a nice encouragement to hear," she said.

"Yes, so shed that pathetic princess attire and turn into the barbarian you were meant to be!" the goddess said.

"(Aaaaaand there it is,)" Chris thought, his face buried on his hands.

Zelda wasn't shy enough to flash a glare at the goddess. "Excuse me? I thought you were encouraging me to be a strong independent woman, not some hairy barbarian amazon!" she said indignantly.

"I've met an amazon before. You could totally pull out that look if you could bother dropping some ferocity on your attitude," Palutena said with a teasing smile.

Zelda scoffed at her and started to walk away. "The very nerve! I shall politely ignore the second half of your statements and walk away before I turn into the very thing you want me to be. Good bye!" she called out.

Chris pulled his face up and looked at her. "Thanks to you, Zelda will now dread meeting a new female fighter. How do you feel about that?" he asked.

"Great! I always liked the idea to tease her a bit," the goddess said.

"You tease everyone regardless, including me!"

"And that's why I like you all so much."

Key Notes:
- Holy hell. Zelda feels a little weaker in this game. Her attacks hardly KO people, her flying kick leaves her so vulnerable with the increased lag, and her only good killing move for opponents under 100% is...Farore's Wind.

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