Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Villager (9.0 Intensity)

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"Tell me," Palutena said as she stared sideways at the docile Villager named Vill. "What's so great about you that people like so much?"

"Huh? Hmm, I was told by my mom that I'm a pretty charismatic guy," Vill said.

"I'm not buying it. What's so great about you? Is it the axe you carry which makes many think you're cold-blooded murderer with a smile?"

Vill looked horrified. "W-what the what?! People think I'm like that?! I never harmed anyone with my axe!" He saw the goddess and Chris staring long at him. "...O-outside these fights, of course! Why do they think I'm that violent?"

"Well, your idle smile while you go on and about attacking others does leave a lot of room for interpretation..." Chris pointed out.

"...Fine. I knew smiling all the time would get a little creepy, but not like this," Vill said, un-smiling. "There. A not-caring look will do."

"Everyone will think you don't care about hurting others, which in turn still makes you a violent guy," Palutena said.

"C'mon! Is there any real solution to stop people from thinking that?"

"Drop out from Smash Bros."

"Ha ha, no. I'm out." Vill went back to smiling as he walked away from them.

"There goes the Killager, ready to face the world with a smile and a bloody axe on hand," the goddess told Chris.

"Please stop fueling the fandom with those alternate interpretations," Chris simply said.

Key Notes:
- In retrospect, that big tree custom delayed things by a lot. The default move is still pretty deadly...and much faster. Oh well. FEAR THE KILLAGER.

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