Boyfriend Accidentally Calls You His Wife [You're Asleep] [Overhearing Him On A Call] Boyfriend ASMR

After a wild night out with your friends, your boyfriend takes up the responsibility of bringing you back home and tucking you into bed. You act bratty to tease him while he prepares you to sleep, but on a call with his friend, he slips up and calls you his wife...


Thanks to the legend, the myth, the final boss Shiro for the audio idea! If you're reading this Shiro, drop a comment. I wanna give you a kiss.


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AHHHHHH I'M SO SORRY FOR THOSE FIRST 90 SECONDS OF THIS VIDEO!! I know that was sooooo atypical of an ASMR video. I don't know why I decided to do that. I enjoy making memey videos, and I was so desperate to make one. So this was such a good opportunity for me to make it. I'm sorry if you hated it, I promise I won't do it again. (except for if I ever do a Q&A, you better bet I'm meme-ing that shit up).


Also, this audio was so much fun. If there's a female VA listening to this, make a flip version of it so I can listen because listening to an audio like this would give me butterflies omds. I need some loving too😩


Y'allll something so crazy happened to me this week. I was on the train on my way to a library. I'm just sitting in my seat, scrolling through Instagram. Then a lady, probably mid-thirties, gets on the train. Now as she's going to sit on the empty seat next to me the train starts moving forward. I could tell she was a tourist from her accent (American - they're always a tourist here) so she wasn't expecting the train to start with a jolt.
Now this lady was caught off guard, and whilst trying to sit, she lost balance and sat on my lap💀
Here's the crazy thing.
She sat on me.
But instead of getting up.
She just sits on my lap and starts laughing.
Like "haha silly me oopsy".
And then while sitting, turns around and goes "nice weather huh?"
I couldn't help but laugh lol, that was funny, but also soooo weird.
I was like "haha cute. get off please".
It was... a random experience. I never expected something like that on the underground.
Not sure if I'd recommend that. The underground train is definitely not for beginners. I've seen fist fights happen. People being robbed. I nearly got into a fight myself. OOOOO once I saw a couple break up on the train! God that was interesting. I'd never seen a break up happen irl before this. I was shameless asf too, I just sat and watched them, whilst eating a packet of crisps like as if I was watching a soap opera.
Basically, it was the girlfriend's birthday next week. So the guy planned a group trip to go camping on her birthday as a surprise. But she didn't even want to go camping. It turned out, he planned the camping trip as an excuse to go camping cause he wanted to go. He said he was stressed out and needed to leave and this was the perfect way. Anyway, she dumped him (good for her) but not while he kept trying to make it up to her. But he also refused to cancel the camping trip! Hope they've both got more deserving partners though, they didn't seem to gel all that well.
Anyway, yeah. Trains. Choo choo.