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hololive's Shirogane Noel has a perfectly reasonable reaction while playing the beloved game, Dark Souls 2.

Original stream:    • 【DARK SOULS Ⅱ】完全初見！脳筋女騎士の戦い【白銀ノエル/ホロライブ】  

‪@ShiroganeNoel‬



The Ballad of the Salty Knight



It starts with…

ONE GAME I don’t know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
This is a crime, screwed up big time
Can you call this ‘game design’?

THIS REALLY BLOWS

HP is a valuable thing
Watch it get chunked when the boss takes a swing
Watch me eat pound cake like it’s my birthday
Shoulda rolled the other way

IT’S SO UNREAL

Didn’t look out below
Tried to dodge left but I was too slow
How did that hit me? God only knows
Points in ADP with nothing to show

I put up a good fight and even though I died, this is just the start
All of these enemies will eventually be my soul memory ‘cause

I tried so hard
See my health bar?
It should be red
But it’s grey instead

My health is gone
This feels so wrong
It should be red
But it’s grey instead

ONE GAME I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
This is a crime, screwed up big time
A reminder of how I

TRIED SO HARD

In spite of the way you are ganking me
One heavy’ll make you history
Powerstanced maces beat out your elegy
Hey scrub, put some points in

VITALITY

I’m not the way I was before
Don’t even try to gank me anymore
Not that you could back then
Thought I’d write a message and hit send

I put up a good fight and even though I died, this is just the start
All of these enemies will eventually be my soul memory ‘cause

I tried so hard
See my health bar?
It should be red
But it’s grey instead

My health is gone
This feels so wrong
It should be red
But it’s grey instead

I put my levels in Strength
Pumped it as far as it would go
For all this
I get killed in a single blow

I PUT MY LEVELS IN STRENGTH
PUMPED IT AS FAR AS IT WOULD GO
FOR ALL THIS
I GET KILLED IN A SINGLE BLOW

I tried so hard
See my health bar?
It should be red
But it’s grey instead

My health is gone
This feels so wrong
It should be red
But it’s grey instead