Скачать или смотреть [Highlights] Kanata's Dark Souls Journey: From Keyboard and Mouse to Sen's Funhouse

hololive's Amane Kanata plays Dark Souls and gits gud at an unprecedented pace.

Original streams:    • 【DARK SOULS REMASTERED】#01 完全初見ダークソウル！初めまし...  
   • 【DARK SOULS REMASTERED】#02 キーマウス卒業したぞおみゃら！...  
   • 【DARK SOULS REMASTERED】#03 完全初見ダークソウル！初フロム...  
   • 【DARK SOULS REMASTERED】#04 抜け出せ地下用水路！！！完全初...  
   • 【DARK SOULS REMASTERED】#05 忍者屋敷！？センの古城！！！完...  

‪@AmaneKanata‬






‘Welcome to PP Tenshi’s Lore Emporium! Kanata’s the name, fair trade’s the game. We have a sale on dung pies right now. Fifty percent off. Fresh, homemade dung pies. Get ‘em while they’re warm! You can even buy them in bulk. No? Okay, okay, how ‘bout this broken straight sword? It does good bludgeoning damage if you hit someone with the hilt. And check out the item description! “Remnant of a once fabled blade. Can be used as a paperweight.” Pretty cool, huh? Hm? Why is the description written in crayon? Because ink is expensive, that’s why. Hey. You’re quite the discerning customer, aren’t ya? I can tell you mean business. Listen. I’m not here to sell you snake oil. I’m here to sell you artifacts at a reasonable price. Whaddya say we meet halfway? I’ll sell you this broken straight sword as is, and throw in a dung pie, free of charge. C’mon! You’d have to be Hollow to turn down a deal like that! Oh? Have your eyes on other merchandise? Name it, and we can talk shop. Ahh, that. Do you know what that is? That’s a zweihänder. Or a ‘two-hander’, if you will. Yeah. I’m bilingual. No big deal. Anyway, about that sword. It does incredible poise damage. It’s got great strength scaling. And the moveset? Pfft. Let’s just say you’ll be stunlocking dex-users for days. Tell you what. You take this sword off my hands, I’ll throw in a Grass Crest Shield. Whaddya say? We have a deal? Wonderful! Do you need a plastic bag for your sword and shield? It’ll cost a few extra souls. No? Fair enough. Well, it’s been a pleasure doing business with you! Hey, tell your friends, will ya? PP Tenshi’s Lore Emporium, located in Lower Undead Burg! Look for the burning pile of corpses. You can’t miss it!’



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