All About That Borg - A Star Trek/All About That Bass Parody

A funny Star Trek TNG parody of the Meghan Trainor hit song "All About That Bass" featuring Captain Picard, his crew, and the infamous Borg collective all jamming to the catchy tune.

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Lyrics

Because you know
The Borg is in our space
In our space, we’re in trouble
The Borg is in our space
In our space, bad trouble
The Borg is in our space
In our space, big trouble
The Borg is in our space
In our space

Yes, I’m the captain here, they call me Jean Luc
And I can’t shake this cube
Like we usually do
I've got that Borg Borg, giving me chase
But we’ve come through some pretty tight places

I see my ships crew, they’re working it nonstop
They know this ship can kill
Worf, make it rock
Let’s kick some Borg booty, let’s light 'em up
Or they’ll assimilate us from the bottom to the top

Now, Starfleet they told me don't worry about these guys
They said, “Borg are so slow it would take 20 years to arrive”
I know resistance is futile and so we continue to run
Ah, But it’s not so easy with hoses stuck up our bum

Because you know
The Borg is in our space
In our space, we’re in trouble
The Borg is in our space
In our space, bad trouble
The Borg is in our space
In our space, big trouble
The Borg is in our space


You know the Borg is back
Go ahead and tell those other Starships that
I’m not kidding, cause when they attack
I'm here to tell you
They’ll assimilate us from the bottom to the top

Now, Starfleet they told me don't worry about these guys
They said, “Borg are so slow it would take 20 years to arrive”
I know resistance is futile and so we continue to run
Ah But it’s not so easy with hoses stuck up our bum

Because you know
The Borg is in our space
In our space, bad trouble
The Borg is in our space
In our space, big trouble
The Borg is in our space
In our space
(Music interlude)
Make it so