PKA 573 W/ Josh Pillault: Prison Body Mod, Honey Bun Scheme, Boomer Moments

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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor introduces sponsors
0:00:25 - Josh Pillaut explains how playing Runescape drunk earned him 6 years in prison
0:06:05 - The difference in prison versus jail & Kyle and Josh shared prison experiences
0:09:16 - How Josh and Kyle were screwed by the US Federal “Justice” system
0:18:59 - Dropping the soap, prison culture & how Josh reacted to his sentencing
0:20:52 - Josh’s hilariously offensive rap lyrics which were used against him in court
0:29:25 - More on Josh’s unjust trial & how Kyle was nearly sentenced to 5 years in prison
0:36:11 - Josh’s experience of spending 4 months in Solitary Confinement (SHU)
0:41:58 - Gangs, guitars and starting a band - Josh shares his experience of prison life
0:46:30 - Josh demonstrates his incredible guitar riffing talents live on PKA
0:49:47 - How Josh learned to file legal motions & speak Spanish while incarcerated
0:53:53 - Integrated silencers, .22s and 45s - Kyle goes FPSRussia mode to talk pistols
0:59:08 - Josh’s most brutal prison brawl and why he befriended the assailant afterwards
1:04:35 - Josh explains the various attitudes towards gay people in prison
1:09:35 - More on prison brawls & the difference between low vs medium security prisons
1:20:19 - The hilarious skirmish between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans in Josh’s prison
1:27:12 - More prison talk: Illicit substances, deep cleaning & highly strung cellmates
1:39:21 - Luxurious Swedish cells, lock-up laxatives & how to make prison wine (pruno)
1:46:43 - How Josh’s fellow inmates reacted to his sentencing & the bunk bed dilemma
1:53:29 - High-stakes prison Monopoly, local news stations & passing the time in prison
1:57:37 - Ad reads: Smartmouth & Blue
2:00:52 - Get your PKA Lock and Load & Christmas merch now!
2:04:38 - PKA reacts to Jussie Smollet being convicted of faking his 2020 attack
2:11:27 - Movie talk: The Power of the Dog, The Lighthouse & American Psycho
2:19:10 - The time Taylor witnessed an XL woman get SMACKED UP in St Louis
2:21:50 - Conor McGregor’s crazy bulk, Nate Diaz & McGregor’s next opponent
2:32:27 - Prison life hacks, commissary food trading & the time Josh met Bernie Madoff
2:45:24 - Getting ripped in prison, the consequences of missing count & more
2:51:51 - Josh explains the major life lesson he learned from his 6 years in prison
2:58:00 - How Josh met his wife as a result of doing prison work at a mall
3:02:59 - Woody makes a plea to the PKA Patreons for more raunchy AMA questions
3:06:00 - Did Kyle ever get recognised as FPSRussia in prison?
3:08:20 - Taylor’s 200 IQ vocabulary & how a Mike Posner song changed Josh’s life
3:14:27 - Taylor’s hilarious Dance Dance Revolution Uber ride story
3:19:51 - Why Josh learnt to drive at 25 & Woody/Kyle’s experiences with motorbike tests
3:28:01 - Could the PKA guys pass a “big rig” driving test with little-to-no training?
3:30:22 - PKA Patreon hangout: 300lbs DMT Soup Crushers & Josh’s phallic “pearl”
3:42:01 - Kyle’s 2 month prison celibacy & elephants with crazy constipation crisis’
3:44:48 - Josh explains more about his custom phallic pearl & shows off his prison tattoos
3:49:46 - Game of Thrones, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child & more (book talk)
3:53:26 - Fat actors, Taylor’s meat & cheese gorging & Woody’s weight loss progress
3:59:48 - PKA’s MorePlatesMoreDates’ (Derek) recent appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast
4:02:58 - Josh shouts out his Social Medias, the guys thank him for coming on
4:05:06 - Woody calls it a show