Genie in a Bottle (MTG Parody)

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To target some creatures, you first must break the glass.

LYRICS:

I feel like the unassembled legs
Of a shiny new Ikea desk
Just waiting for someone
To come Bolt me

You’re trying to kill me with some burn today
But that don’t mean I’m gonna make my way
To the graveyard baby baby…

Oh oh oh oh oh…
You spell is saying Rift Bolt
Oh oh oh oh oh…
But my text box says no

If you wanna target me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a creature in a bottle
You gotta pay 2 to bolt me

If you wanna target me
I can make your wish come true
Just tap those two tapped Mountains
Cuz I have Ward 2

I’m a creature in a bottle baby
Gotta pay 2 to bolt me, honey
I’m a creature in a bottle, baby
Come, come, pay 2 and let me out

That’s something I didn’t realize
So I’ll Fatal Push that guy who has First Strike
Baby, baby, baby… (Oh god…)

Oh oh oh oh oh…
You spell is saying Forked Bolt
Oh oh oh oh oh…
But my text box says no

If you wanna target me
Baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a Weenie in a bottle
You gotta pay 1 to bolt me

If you wanna target me
I can make your wish come true
Just tap 1 extra mana baby
I’m tapped out, boo hoo

Got a weenie in a bottle baby
That don’t sound right, I know that buddy
I’m a weenie in a bottle baby
Come, come, pay 1 and let me out


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