Gotye Parody with my friend Jane Lui

As a friend of all animals I kind of hate my dog right now. He is pretty adorable, but is hella old, I think at least 11 or 12, and his hips and back legs don't work very well, and he trips when he goes over the curb or up the stairs which is bittersweet cute like a Hallmark commercial, and I was pretty convinced he went deaf this week, and it made me cry. He totally didn't respond to me when I snuck up behind him or yelled his name annoyingly from a foot away at all. But then I found out he isn't deaf, he was just ignoring me because when other people snuck up on him or called his name, he totally perked up. So I told him he was going to the glue factory, and he...ignored me again. What a jerk. Finished Child of Light, that was such a beautiful game, and Penny Dreadful was awesome, I love Eva Green, and not just for her boobs, which are pretty much objectively as a non-lesbian anatomy specialist, the BEST boobs ever caught on film. That one film about Paris she was in, you know the one? SO MUCH NAKED. And she's amazing. Anyway, that went weird really fast. This week playing some Transistor, yes I have a press copy because I know people, and then trying to watch The Good Wife, because someone bought me all the DVDs and they've been sitting here, guilting me like crazy for five months. As have my multi-vitamins. And my...credit card bills, craaaaaap! Word of the week: licentiousness. Because of the Eva Green boobs thing I feel bad now. Truly Licentious..ness. Ugh. :(