Rebel Moon: Director's Cut is Not Very Good

Zack has returned to give us an R-rated re-edit of his landmark sci-fi epics, retitled Rebel Moon: Chalice of Blood, and Rebel Moon: Curse of Forgiveness. I was not expecting these films to be good, but I was hoping that Zack might do something productive with those extra 118 minutes of runtime.

He does not.

00:00 - Intro
03:15 - Heretic Jubblies
06:50 - Aris' Backstory
18:40 - The Rebellious Moon
26:06 - Kora's Backstory
31:54 - Mos Eisley
33:42 - Zack Develops a Relationship
36:52 - Tarak and Nemesis
41:09 - The Scene You Are All Here For
42:32 - More Backstories
43:55 - A General Sort of Titus
46:46 - Planet Squidward
49:38 - Kai Dialogue Change
50:35 - A Monsoon of Anguish
51:30 - Battle on Gondival
54:12 - Wormholes
55:39 - Curse of Forgiveness
56:51 - Hot Sweaty Farm Sex
58:11 - Balisarius and the King
1:02:45 - Kora Wants To Be A Princess
1:06:25 - Grain and Backstories
1:09:21 - Uruk-Spies
1:12:49 - Battle for the Village
1:14:35 - War Crimes
1:20:09 - The Battle Continues
1:22:13 - The Pre-Climax
1:27:17 - Conclusion
1:31:12 - Outro

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