Herschel Tuggins - Bad Time For A Boner (1950s oldies country)

Herschel's sad song about his sweet Jenny. Some people can't let go. Unfortunately Herschel's music career was cut short due to an arrest and conviction for public indecency and being declared a sexual predator.

LYRICS:
In an old southern town
Where the willows gently weep
There's a cemetery plot
Where my girl Jenny sleeps
I walk to that headstone
With her voice in my ears
I pull out my hog
And lube it with my tears

I pay my respects
With a heavy heart and grief
Thinkin 'bout our memories
Feeling my swelling beef
But in the midst of tugging
Some other eyes I think I see
Some random lady getting angry
Screaming, throwing shit at me

Oh, it was a bad time for a boner
I feel so wrong
I'm sorry for the rush of blood to my dong
Please forgive my human nature
I don't know what to say
Just let me rub this out and I'll be on my way

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