Cletus and the Backdoor Boys - Me So Horny

Cletus and the Backdoor Boys made a name for themselves with this one, going so far as to wind up in court over the controversial lyrics. They lost the case and were beaten to death in Alabama. Were it not for a few savvy collectors this gem would have been lost to time. To this day very few of these 45s remain in existence.

LYRICS:
Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the seven digits
Said, "Yo, this Jimbo, baby, are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Me love you long time

Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your monkey busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex
'cause me so horny

Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Me love you long time

Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Ah, me so horny
Me love you long time

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