“Ironic” nail painting

Dan talks about nail polish remover and the one or two times he ~ironically~ painted his nails black.

Transcript:

"They're not real tattoos, you plank! I can't— I c— I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys, I'd like to run with the joke, but I'm— I'm way too sensitive. [laughs] These aren't real. The other night I drew on my arm with a Sharpie and it hasn't come off yet. But don't worry, I'm either going to listen to the females in the chat and use nail polish, or just resort to using a cheese grater. I'll be fine. 'No it actually works with nail polish remover!' Guys! Okay— I don't have nail polish remover lying around! I guess I could wake up tomorrow— If after my third shower, these still don't come off my arm, I will go buy some nail polish remover and look like a bit of a weirdo in front of whatever person serves me. But until then... eh. 'You'll burn your skin off!' I'm— I'm just listening to the people here. 'Don't lie Dan.' Oh yeah, I have so much nail polish remover. Seriously like the one or two times I've tried to ironically, er, nail— like, paint my nails black, so I can be like, 'I'm totes a goth today!' it just looks like crap. [laughs] Every girl— well, most girls— say, 'Look at my things'; I'm just like, 'bleh bleh bleh' and then my entire finger's just this black thing and then it goes over my face. I'm such a boy. Which translates to being crap at everything. 'You can use baby oil.' I'm not just gonna lube myself up! Yeah— 'ironically.' [laughs] 'Please film yourself buying the nail polish remover.' Yeah, that'll be hilarious won't it? Wow. That'll be a great video. That can be my next danisnotonfire video."

Source: Dan's 18 June 2013 liveshow, ~swiggity swoo whos in the room~
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