Vicious Mockery's That Will Destroy Every BBEG | Pt. 1

Evil King: I said SLAY the dragons, not LAY the Dragons! You are the worst bard I have ever met!
Bard: SHUT UP! You look like someone who drops common loot!
Evil King: I am the Garsh Darn Evil King you take that back.
Bard: Ill take it back and give it to your MOTHER!
Evil: Don't you bring my MOTHER INTO THIS!!
Bard: Because the only loot she drops is BONES!

Evil King: When I said "Take the Goblins Out" That didn't mean ON A DATE!
Bard: SHUT UP! You're not even worth the XP!
Evil King: Flabbergasted... butiamdabbeg
Bard: The BBEG in a TUTORIAL FIGHT!

Evil King: When I said make some deals with the devil, that didn't mean SEALING IT WITH A KISS!!
Bard: SHUT UP! Any loot you have would put me into debt if I sell it!
Evil King: Wait that one doesn't make sense, if you would go into debt for selling my stuff...that would mean you would have to pay some one to b.....OH WAIT A MI-

Evil King: When I said "Sleep with the fishes" That didn't mean SLEEP with the fishes!
Bard: SHUT UP! Your the NPC no-one bothers talking to!
Evil King: People may not talk to me, but you saying that shows me I'm important enough to be remembered! OH!
Bard: Only because you are the first boss in a speedrun!
Evil King: takes 2d6 vicious mockery damage

Evil King: I told you to Execute order 66, NOT 69!
Bard: SHUT UP! I bet you take psychic damage when you look into a mirror!
Evil King: Mama evil king says I'm beautiful!
Bard: You're built like a skippable cutscene!
Bard: Looks like the town found their-
Evil King: STOP!! I Yield!
Bard: Hey guess what?
Evil King: What?
Bard: CHIKCEN BUTT!!

Evil King: When I said to break the enemies back, I DIDN'T MEAN IN BED!!
Bard: SHUT UP! You're mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos! (Vine)
Evil King: Oh so original, THAT ONE'S ALREADY BEEN USED!!
Bard: Like your Mom!
Evil King: Thats It! We're Done!
Bard: Well guess what!
Evil King: Wha-OH I'm not falling for that again!
Bard: Fine! Guess Who!
Evil King: Who?
Bard: CHICKEN POO!!

Evil King: I told you to get friendly with the Kobolds, not THAT friendly!
Bard: SHUT UP! You're more disappointing then a uncrunchy leaf!
Evil King: OK GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!! I CAN TAKE IT!
Bard: You didn't live up to the potential Mr. Rogers saw in you.
Evil King: Dies

Evil King: I said "Drop it, its hot!" NOT "Drop it LIKE its hot!"
Bard: SHUT UP! Your mother only kept you around so she could throw something at the wall!
Evil King: Mom is that true?
Evil Momma King: Yes. Also Barney never loved you!
Bard: And you want to know why?
Evil King: Why?
Bard: Because Chicken THIGH!!

Evil King: When I said Charm the Snake...I DIDN'T MEAN THAT SNAKE!!
Bard: SHUT UP! Is that your face or did your neck throw up??
Evil: HA! Potion of Vicious Mockery Immunity! DO YOUR WORST BARD!!
Bard: Bob Ross couldn't say you were a happy little accident. He could only call you a mistake.

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