Incredibles 2 (and Brad Bird) and Theme

This is so hip and topical, I can't wait for this to go totally viral.

What's YOUR favorite Pixar villain monologue?
Sid's cynical tirade against odd couple comedies -   / jennynicholson  
Bruce the Shark scolds Marlin for foolishly believing in an unlikely family reunion -   / jennyenicholson  
Mor'du the talking bear points out the relatively smaller and less grand scale of the first Pixar film to feature a female lead before being punched in the face because it's wrong for bears to eat people -   / spider_jewel  
I cannot remember the villain character from The Good Dinosaur at all -   / spiderjewel  
Lightning McQueen turns directly to camera and expresses his disgust for his own fans -   / jennynicholsonvids