A *Kinky* Presidential Phonecall... :-P

Hello?
Mr. Chesnic?
Yes?
Please hold for the President...
Hello?
Uh, hello!
That you, Doug?!
Yes, sir!
How are ya?!
I'm fine! And you?!
Well, I got this call from Tess Carlisle. And I know this sounds a little crazy... but did you tear up some flowers of hers?
Doug? You there?!
Yes, sir!
Somethin' about a bunch of roses.
Well, uh, no... It wasn't a bunch. sir.
Uh-huh...
Well, how many of them were there?
Just one, sir!
I see... And you tore it up, did ya?
No, sir. I didn't tear it up.
Well, what'd you do?
I merely removed the *bud*... :-P
From her *flower*? :-)))
Yes, sir...
Okay. Well, let's get past that for a second.
I was her husband's Vice-President.
Yes, sir.
Frankly, I owe a lot to the Carllsles. She seconded my nomination. You know that too.
Yes, sir.
Why don't we try to get along better in Ohio? What do you say?
Yes, sir! Absolutely!
I don't get it! One day she calls me, says she can't live without you. Next day, she's callin', almost in tears! So, maybe you two have some kind of sicko thing goin' on...
No! No, sir! I can tell you...
I'll tell you this, Doug. Any more phone calls from her, you 're gonna be guardin' my dog! Understand?!
Yes, sir...
'Cause I probably got... the most important job in the world, and I feel like a *goddamn idiot*, havin' to call you about a goddamn flower!
You know what I mean?
I certainly do!
Are you gonna help me out on this one?
You can count on it, sir!
Thanks! That 's what I wanted to hear.
Have a nice evening, son.
Yes, sir!
'Night!
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'Guarding Tess' (U.S., 1994)

the movie...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MCFF9KZM

and the Romanian subtitle (very well done)...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MQJVRDS2