"Roblox vs Minecraft"

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LYRICS:

Roblox:

Yo it’s the big homie Roblox, comin in to blow shots
Of hot lead into the head of this broke block
…Swallow this whole c*ck, Minecraft,
grab my shaft and don’t stop less you want ya fuckin dome popped, BAUM
That’s right it’s RB the real OG,
Started way back in ’06, ever since I’ve been making ridiculous proceeds,
These kids love me, I’m the messiah to these rugrats
Made like 20 billion off ‘em, aint that a fun fact?
Well check it, I got another one too,
That’s almost 10 times the revenue recovered by you.
Bum ass, you’re just a fuckin embarrassment,
You should reimburse the measly 20 bucks that they parent’s spent,
I got endless entertainment bitch my fans staying up late..
Playin.. while your fans waiting eons for an update,
For what? A single mob, or a tree?
Bitch please, that ain’t worth it even if the shit’s free
And yo kids! watch out for those creepers, no not the green dudes,
I’m talking bout the predators racking up all those stream views,
Seems every Minecraft YouTuber’s gone full groomer
You’d be rich if you made a cent for every abuse rumor
Accusations and allegations are bubblin’ up,
Even BBL Drizzy lookin at you like “what the fuck?”
Get yo fuckin shit in order bitch, and make it fast,
Otherwise I’m sickin kung fu Kenny on yo fuckin ass, Punk
You treat yo fans like shit,
That April fools joke I can’t believe you planned that shit,
Gave em grappling hooks and biomes, then took em away
This is how you treat the folks paying you money to play? Dog…
And that aint even the half of it, Sold your soul to Microsoft,
And now you ban kids for chatting shit?
On they own private servers, talking amongst theyselves?
…Was your code written by Notch or fuckin George Orwell?
Bitch I’m educational too, I’m teaching kids how to code,
They having fun and makin money at 13 years old
I teach em how to be social, and create a persona
You teach em how to isolate inside for weeks like a loner
I’m so… sick of you pussy. I’m smashing you into voxels
And yo tell Notch to quit tweeting, before his legacy topples
Bitch this aint 5 nights at Freddys, that blob aint savin ya life,
I’m Bombo bitch now taste this blade on my fuckin survival knife


Minecraft:

Ey yo,
Who’s this little lego rip-off bitch think he talking to?
One hit from this Netherite sword and lil punk I’m offing you
How dare you go against the king,
Bitch kneel down and kiss the ring,
And lick this sack, while I dump yo ass in this coffin ooo
Come get yo head stomped, bounce it off the bedrock
heat a pot of java up and pour it on you red hot
Look it don’t matter which edition,
Bitch I’m slippin out this kitchen,
Knife in hand to piece you up like it’s division
Cut down to fractions, I want some action,
Fuck all this rappin, I’m crafting a fuckin axe to
swing and attack,
leave yo ass chopped in half, snap a pic
Then post that shit on all your tacky fuckin in-game billboard ads bitch

The grandfather of sandbox gaming
I’m here to bring pain, standing there
Landlocked, shaking, I’ll damage ya,
My Hand gripped on this tan glock, aiming
The plan is to, remove ya brain from it’s damn block casing,
You amateur,
go find a manager and file a complaint,
pussy, hypocrite ya spitting shit talking like you’re a saint
These kids log into yo shit and get thrown head-first in a fetish pile,
Roblox, home of the furries, freaks and the p*dophiles,

That’s right bitch, quit throwing stones from ya glass house
Point at me, got 3 fingers pointed back at yo ass now
Weirdos and kids illegally gambling are your cash cows
Put that finger and thumb on your head like fuckin smash mouth, Ugh
Fuckin disgusted by yo greedy ass,
Pumpin out hundreds of worthless items for some speedy cash
Sell it to kids who steal their parents money and waste it,
Face it youre a shameless money-grubbing disgrace bitch
I’m the best selling game of all time, and still made less than you,
Why? Cause I care more bout my fans than my investors, you
Try to pretend like you are even my competitor,
Terraria and stardew valley are, you’re just a predator,
Sick,
That’s how I feel when I look at you, I pray that federal judge in that Gambling suit throws the book at you,
Dick,
You made that metaverse trash, all your players said it was ass, then you walked that shit back Ha Ha
Pussy, You always movin so cowardly, It’s my job to fuck you up, and bitch im gettin paid hourly,
I’m the warden you a villager,
My diamond sword is killing ya
But I’ll still have some fun witchya corpse, like n*crophilia