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The new Pittsburgh International Airport is open… but the TSA agents are exactly the same — except for one.

Meet Meat Ronnie.

He’s the only TSA agent who absolutely LOVES his job. While everyone else is just surviving the security line, Ronnie is thriving in it. He lives for checking bags. He dreams about pat-downs. He wakes up thinking about confiscating water bottles.

And now… he has a boy band fantasy music video called:

“No Water Bottles.”

This Pittsburgh comedy sketch imagines what happens when a TSA agent turns airport security into a 90s R&B slow jam. Think Backstreet Boys meets federal regulation. Boy band harmonies about 3.4 ounces. Emotional eye contact over carry-ons. Romance… but make it airport compliance.

In this parody filmed at the new Pittsburgh airport terminal, you’ll see:

• TSA comedy sketch
• Pittsburgh airport satire
• “No water bottles” security anthem
• Carry-on bag jokes
• Airport security parody
• Pittsburgh humor
• Boy band spoof
• Western PA comedy
• Pittsburgh late-night style sketch
• TSA checkpoint humor

If you’ve ever been stopped at airport security…
If you’ve ever had your lotion bottle measured…
If you’ve ever been told to take off your shoes…
If you’ve ever heard “sir, that’s too large”…

This one’s for you.

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