Bobo Bojangles - Shove It Up Your Blow Hole

Things became very interesting for Bobo Bojangles in the autumn of 1964. His first single “I Think I Just Shit My Pants” was the big hit of the summer and “Met Your Mama At A Donkey Show” was heating up on the charts. Both the youth and seniors across America had found inspiration in Bobo, actively shitting their pants on purpose daily as it was the latest trend. Outraged by the smell, President Lyndon Johnson called for Bobo’s arrest and subsequent imprisonment on Alcatraz Island, a maximum security prison located a little over a mile off the shore of San Francisco. Bobo quickly made friends in the clink, but he also made a few enemies. The kinds of guys nobody wants to be on the bad side of. Bobo didn’t care, he utilized his greatest weapon to spark a prison riot and escaped. The only problem, Bobo didn’t know how to swim. As he flailed in the water, a nearby orca heard his cries and came to his rescue… delivering him to the shoreline of San Francisco where he unveiled his latest smash hit “Shove it up your Blow Hole”.

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LYRICS -

You think I give a damn what anybody thinks?
You like to walk around like your shit don’t stink!
Might of pooped my pants but I still got my pride
I’m gonna poop my pants til the day that I die

Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
Shove it in there hard!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
You can smell my farts!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
I’m about to go!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
You can watch me blow!!!

I was number one when I got locked up
Now I’m making hits while wearing handcuffs
warned the other inmates not to test their luck
Now I’m taking a shit on the floor of the cell block

Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
Shove it in there hard!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
You can smell my farts!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
I’m about to go!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
You can watch me blow!!!

You’s got some beef
Well hand me a fork
I’ll spray that beef all over your sheets
You’ll wish you only had pork!
No one can stop Bobo!
I’m breaking out of jail
Better be praying to Jesus
When I show up on my whale

Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
Shove it in there hard!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
You can smell my farts!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
I’m about to go!
Shove it up your blow hole buddy!
You can watch me blow!!!

AHHH!