"Moscow Marge" by Mangy Fetlocks

Moscow Marge, her brain is not so large
she’s hoping Donald picks her as V.P.
Moscow Marge, she longs to be in charge
She loves when people see her on TV.
For Donald’s reelection she is rootin’
She’s got a major crush on Mister Putin.
Moscow Marge, Moscow, Moscow Marge.

Moscow Greene, she’s big and blonde and mean
Her hair color is straight out of a can.
Moscow Greene, behaves like she’s thirteen.
Got more testosterone than any man.
She doesn’t care what’s happening in Ukraine.
Her colleagues mostly view her as a huge stain.
Moscow Marge, Moscow Marge. Moscow Marge

She says to Jesus she is grateful
for making her so great at being hateful.
About the Insurrection, it was fateful.
Stupidity?, she’s got it by the plateful.

Moscow Marge, Let’s put her on a barge
and send down the river to the sea.
Moscow Greene, toward fascism she’ll lean
but there’s no chance she’s gonna lean on me.
She’s one of the original deplorables.
In every way I’d say that she is horrible.
Moscow Marge, Moscow, Moscow Marge
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson