PKA 703 W/ TurkeyTom: Going To Indian Poo Festival, Brown Balloon Attack, Biden Goes Number 2

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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors (tom’s UFC KO)
0:03:44 - Tom’s plan to go to an Indian poo festival with Brandon Buckingham
0:16:41 - Tom’s Bulgarian ancestry, intense Balkan rivalries & the lazy lifestyle of the Greeks
0:21:58 - North Korean smelly brown balloon attack & why we need GMO crabs legs
0:30:55 - What’s the best/least cruel way to go out via capital punishment?
0:34:20 - Kyle’s recent experience of having an edible-induced, terrifying panic attack
0:38:58 - The Socialist YouTuber who started beef with PKA hall of fame guest, Wendigoon
0:48:39 - Confederate stores, upside-down flags & the George Washington Carver conspiracy
0:59:43 - Obese bears, non-consensual dolphins and are dogs intelligent or dumb?
1:07:28 - Mr Beast’s deleted illegal video and more on Tom’s Indian poop festival antics
1:11:17 - Woody’s raunchy weekend & just how frisky were PKA’s mothers and fathers?
1:17:33 - Getting caught mid-stroke & the good ol’ days of Limewire & pixelated adult movies
1:21:12 - The rise of Spotify and why Kyle was a huge Eminem stan in his teenage years
1:25:21 - How PKA disappointed their fathers by playing Halo, Pokemon & Magic cards
1:30:10 - The ultimate PKA debate: Which Pokemon is the hottest?
1:32:34 - Substance misuse, dodgy bedroom activities, child neglect: Rekeita Law’s downfall
1:47:04 - Stinky kids, fashion horror stories & poop bandits: PKA’s worst school stories
2:05:40 - More PKA school talk: Poopy batons, awful electives and Military teachers
2:15:44 - Russian nuclear threats, Biden’s bathroom blooper & Trump’s farcical fart story
2:27:52 - PKA’s 2024 Presidential picks & is Trump implicated in the Epstein files?
2:32:01 - Ad read: Lock and Load
2:33:57 - Is the next generation of Zoomers about to revive the edgy humor of the 2000s?
2:37:50 - Why are conservative news hosts so much hotter than liberal media personalities?
2:46:20 - UFC talk: Makhachev vs Poirier, Dagestan FBI informants & Conor McGregor
2:54:04 - Why kyle detests womens sports & what makes a sport ‘interesting’ to PKA
3:02:56 - PKA’s street fight Subreddit of the week & getting undressed during a duel
3:09:44 - More UFC talk: Intimate wrestling, staph infections & DC’’s Dagestani bromance
3:15:56 - David Attenborough on LA women & Tom’s favorite nuisance streamer, TooApree
3:28:26 - Why planet fitness hates jacked dudes & PKA’s favorite workout routines
3:32:40 - Homeless hostages & high speed bike chases: PKA’s videos of the week
3:42:58 - Extreme high speed jet skiing and life-endangering water races
3:47:35 - Tom’s days as a semi-pro skier & Taylor’s thoughts on the Stanley Cup final
3:54:59 - How come more Pro Athletes don’t move to cities with low tax rates?
3:58:32 - Why Kyle’s sports teams are down bad rn & is Jon Jones a little homo?
4:04:08 - The guys call it a show, Tom shouts out his friend TooApree