BLACKTOWN by Fitzy & Wippa (Macklemore Downtown Parody)

Politicians say that Blacktowns lost their patience
Have a referendum and the locals can name it
And we’re like “Honestly we don't need a name adoption"
And they say, "how's this for a brighter option?"
Ooh, Western Sydney
But what about the rest of Western Sydney?
It's a fresher name and people will come
Go back to Canberra and stick your name up ya bum
We want it Blacktown, Hanging at the trainy
Sunnyholt Road in your sh*tbox doin Mainies
Westpoint, just meeting their daily
And the AMF Bowling boys striking with the ladies
Dope, Blacktown is ill, theres so much history, you need to chill
Weve got Big Chief Burgers, beers at the Workers
And the number 1 TAFE, learn a bit further
Old chaps, expats, theres a heap of neck tats
More varieties than a party mix lolly pack
Sky line Drive In just to catch a movie
Got 4 mates in the boot, you beauty
Government nerds sharpening their pencils
We’re at Blacktown Leisure Centre playing mixed netball
Got my BMX down the old quarry
Lets focus on bunny hops and not the name worry
We’re Blacktown, you want a mouthful
Justify your job mate by renaming the council
We got Frank Lowy, the entrepanuer
Theres even a church with a ghost tour (AAAHHH)
We don't need a name change, its not that bad
We live in Blacktown dude, its not Kazakhstan
We’ve got the best fashion, we’ve got the best hair
We’ve Never heard of losers like Jean Paul Gautier
This place is sweet, the only thing that's wrong
Is at the Mean Fiddler when the lights come on
Blacktown, Blacktown
Blacktown, Blacktown
You always see a familiar face
And we’re proud of every single race
Have you ever felt the warm embrace
Of the Blacktown Mayor between your legs?
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
(Hey-ey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey-ey)
Blacktown
We’ve got Wet n Wild, boy
Blokes who’re off their dial, boy
Jump on the M4 towards
Blacktown
Joel Edgerton’s from here girls
But he hasn't been back for years girls
Ain't seen nothing yet until you're in
Blacktown