Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! June 2009

This month: The guys don't watch iMPACT! but we learn from notes that Shane looks old. Foley announces he'll defend the title 4 times a year. Bryan and Vinny go see an iMPACT! house show live. Daniels and Homicide fight for a shot at the Legends Championship. Velvet is a great performer. The security guards at iMPACT! suck. Booker and Steiner cut great promos and Joe wins a first blood match in 5 minutes. Daffney beats up Lauren in the women's bathroom. Vinny boycotts Dr. Stevie. Angle qualifies for Slammiversary or King of the Mountain? Who knows. Joe gets buried by being near a clown. 2 King of the Mountain matches on the PPV with the better one on first. Morgan calls out Sting and gets a chance to take over the Mafia. Joe has an advisor. ODB and Deaner are a great comedy duo. Kip James is the iMPACT! Zone handy man. Suicide defends the X Division Champion. Douglas gets hurt. Raven emotes and then loses Monster's Ball to Abyss and Taylor Wilde. Why does the champion have power? Beer Money win the Tag Championships again. Joe joins the Main Event Mafia in the King of the Mountain match and Kurt becomes TNA Champion. The obvious question is: Is Jenna fucking Joe? Abyss fights Nash and Stevie tasers Abyss. Daffney and Taylor Wilde in a 10000 thumtacks on a pole match. Tara is short for tarantula and she carries one around for fun. The fat security guard. Booker and Steiner will take on Beer Money. Lauren tells Eric Young about how the business works. Sharmell and Jenna is announced for Victory Road. AJ jumps Joe from behind. Nash explains how it's all about money.