Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! May 2010

This month: Hogan calls out Sting. iMPACT! moves back to Thursdays. Something happens at TNA involving an assailant. AJ and Abyss in Monster's Ball on TV. Tag partners not getting along on iMPACT! Tara puts her career on the line for a title shot at Sacrifice. The O-Zone with Orlando Jordan. Matt Morgan has a 12k vote lead on the Pole Daddy pole thanks to the Morgan army. TNA begs for ratings. Jeff Hardy doesn't know what day it is. Lacey has to pee. Chelsea wants Abyss' ring. Simon Diamond is a tease. Nash finds his briefcase and wins Morgan to win the Tag Championships with Scott Hall. Ric Flair looks old. RVD conspires to cripple AJ. Tara beats Taylor Wilde and Sarita on her last night with the company. They have replaced Jeff Hardy in TNA. The Machine Guns beat Team 3D and are the new number one contenders. Rob Terry retains his Global Championship. Nash has older tattoos than Ink Inc. Scott Hall is bad and unathletic. Hardy beats Mr. Anderson in a goofy finish. Sting beats the shit out of Jarrett. RVD retains against AJ. The TNA rankings suck and make no sense. Sting is the number one contender. Roxxy returns to iMPACT! Angle takes himself out of the top 10. Is Orlando the new Global Champion? Black Machismo is dead. Desmond slices Abyss' arm. Eric Young talks about how he fits in with Hall and Nash. Kazarian is number 10 in the rankings. Fans love Sting and Mr. Anderson. The title should be: Stupid show.