ITV 1 - Continuity and Adverts - May 25th, 2000 (5)

The movie has concluded, and it must be really late in the night now, because all we get is a promo for Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes 2, in which celebrities pretend to be celebrities. (Why did they used to assign numbers to TV shows, anyway? It’s not like Star Wars Episode II, guys.)

Next, a music track that I’m pretty sure has been stolen from Spyro the Dragon plays as the continuity announcer introduces us to Wish You Were Here – because it’s all too easy to make money from the drunkards stumbling in from the pub who make the impulse decision to purchase a holiday.

The folks at Dorling Kindersley – which I used to call “Dorking Kingsley” when I was a kid – are sponsoring the show. Go back to making encyclopaedias.