TI7 (Still Alive Parody)

Here's the annual TI summary song! Thought Still Alive was fitting for this year with openAI and the io arcana, enjoy!

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Original: Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton from the Valve game, Portal
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LYRICS

Liquid have triumphed.
They really have done it.
HUGE UPSET.
Here’s champagne for awkward celebration.

Time for reshuffles
With players back from retirement.
Let’s make bets on which of them
Are back to Secret again.

All in all, we saw some of the highest skilled plays
Like a godly KOTL and some Earth Spirit saves.
Team Empire stomped EG, but go on to lose to cheese
And tradition goes on at TI.

I hope you are happy.
Arcana votes were almost the same.
Can’t wait for all the mediocre pudges.
Let’s invite ayesee,
But not let him cast the All-Star Game.
And though the crowd was full of guys
At least the girls there weren’t lies.

While we’re all still fighting ‘bout the water terrain,
Dendi gets destroyed by a bot in the mid lane.
I’m scarred from seeing Slacks in drag,
But at least we get James back
For another great year at TI.

A new furry and fairy.
But nobody knows much more than that.
Maybe they'll be overpowered heroes.
Maybe like Wyvern.
THAT WAS A JOKE. Haha. SHE SUCKS.
Anyway, Jack’s corner’s great,
He’s like a soft friendly bear.

Look at me still talking when there is Dota to play.
If I’m wearing shorts, I’m sure that I will do great.
Props to machine and day9, shoutout to this cutie pie.
Hope we’ll see them again at TI

And maybe one year they'll get music right.
And Valve will fix their shit with Welovefine.
Guess we’ll play Artifact if Dota dies.
Enjoy the chat wheel while it’s still alive.
We have no purpose until next TI.

Next TI.
With AI.