this disgusting eggnog is from hell: Malort Nog | How to Drink

I tweeted "MALORT NOG" and now I must make it. Today on HTD we attempt to make this devil nog and a few other variations on the classic Egg Nog.

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00:00 - Careful what you tweet
00:45 - Weird eggnogs
01:15 - But first Greg's Favorite, let's call it Greg Nog
02:00 - Malort Nog or Chicaga Naga
05:43 - Tasting Notes
09:20 - Gin Nog or Green Man Nog
11:38 - Tasting Notes
12:53 - Mezcal Nog
15:10 - Tasting Notes
16:12 - Chartreuse Nog
17:20 - Tasting Notes
19:25 - Tiki Nog
23:32 - FIRE!
23:54 - Tasting Notes
26:13 - Noggy Conclusions
26:58 - Bye bye now

Greg Nog:
Build in Shaker
2 oz. or 60 ml. High Proof Bourbon (Noah's Mill)
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Cognac (Pierre Ferrand)
.5 oz or 15 ml. Maraschino
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup
One entire egg
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Whole Milk
Dry shake
Add ice and shake again
Strain into glass
Garnish with nutmeg and orange zest

Chicaga Naga:
Build in Shaker
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Malort
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Amaretto
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup
.25 oz. or 8 ml. Creme de Cacao (Tempest Fugit)
One whole egg
1 oz. or 30 ml. Heavy Cream
Dry Shake
Add ice and shake again
Strain into glass
Garnish with grated nutmeg

Green Man Nog:
Build in Shaker
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Gin (Bowling and Burch)
.5 oz or 15 ml. Maraschino
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Fernet Branca
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Cognac (Pierre Ferrand)
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Heavy Cream
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Whole Milk
Dry Shake
Add ice and shake again
Strain into glass
Garnish with nutmeg

Mezcal Nog:
Build in shaker
1 oz. or 30 ml. Mezcal (Mesquite Smoked Mezcal)
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Mezcal (Crema Mezcal Del Maguey)
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Raw agave nectar
.75 oz. or 22 ml. Dry Curaçao
One whole egg
.75 oz. or 22 ml. Heavy Cream
Dry shake
Add ice and shake again
Garnish with nutmeg

Chartreuse Nog:
1 oz. or 30 ml. Chartreuse
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Cognac (Pierre Ferrand)
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Creme de Cacao (Tempest Fugit)
.25 oz or 8 ml. Amaro Montenegro
2 dashes of Angostura Bitters
One whole egg
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Heavy Cream
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Whole Milk
Dry Shake
Add ice and shake
Strain into glass
Garnish with nutmeg

Tiki Nog:
1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Coconut Rum (Coconut Cartel)
1 oz. or 30 ml. Overproof Rum (Plantation O.F.T.D.)
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Allspice Dram
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Orgeat
.75 oz. or 22 ml. Passionfruit Liqueur (Chinola)
One whole egg
.5 oz. or 15 ml. Heavy Cream
Dry Shake
Add ice and shake again
Open pour into glass
Garnish with nutmeg
Set on fire if you so wish

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