Hello, Nice To Meet You - feat. Skylar Astin & Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Hello, Nice To Meet You
Starring Skylar Astin and Rachel Bloom
Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger

Rebecca:
HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU
YOU'VE BEEN INSIDE OF ME

Greg:
HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU
YOU BROKE MY HEART

Rebecca & Greg:
PLEASED TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, STRANGER
I'VE SPENT MANY YEARS PROCESSING MY ANGER
WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THE PERSON I KNEW
BUT IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU

Greg:
Oh, ma'am, your baguette!

Rebecca:
IT'S FUNNY, YOU REMIND ME OF THIS GUY
WHOM I LABELED AS TOXIC

Greg:
YEAH, IN A CERTAIN LIGHT YOU LOOK LIKE
THIS GIRL WHO SCREWED MY BEST FRIEND

Rebecca:
Ugh, she sounds like a bitch.

Greg:
Yeah, she kinda was.

Rebecca & Greg:
WE'VE MET BEFORE
BUT I REALLY CAN'T PLACE IT

Greg:
OH, WAS IT THAT TIME
WE ATE PIZZA NAKED?

Rebecca:
RIGHT! THAT NIGHT WAS SICK
I ATE SAUCE OFF YOUR--

Greg:
YES, AND THAT BURNED

Rebecca:
Ouch.

Rebecca & Greg:
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU

I MEAN IS ANYONE WE MEET
REALLY THAT NEW TO US
WE'RE ALL THE SAME SPECIES
THAT GREW IN A UTERUS

Rebecca:
A KISS IS A KISS

Greg:
BUT TO BE FAIR
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY YOUR DOC ASKS,
"HOW DID SAUCE GET IN THERE?"

Rebecca:
HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU
YOU SEEM REALLY COOL

Greg:
HELLO, NICE TO MEET YOU
I AM INDEED REALLY COOL

Rebecca & Greg:
IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE
FOR MY DOPPELGANGER
I'M HAPPY TO PASS IT
ALONG AS A FAVOR

Greg:
TELL HER I HAVE HER SCRUNCHIE

Rebecca:
I STILL HAVE HIS COAT

Greg:
TELL HER SHE KISSED GOOD

Rebecca:
TELL HIM I HAVE NOTES

Greg:
Ouch.

Rebecca:
TELL HIM IT'S SAD
THAT HE HAD TO HIDE

Greg:
TELL HER ARRABBIATA
IS NOT FOR INSIDE

Rebecca:
TELL HIM I'M SORRY

Greg:
TELL HER I AM TOO

Rebecca & Greg:
NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU
IN VARIOUS MEET CUTES
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU