Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - Classic Mode - Kirby (9.0 Intensity)

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Palutena was seen holding Kirby on her arms. "It started with Kirby, and it ends with Kirby," she said while rocking him. "A fitting end to this Classic Mode run on 9.0 Intensity, wouldn't you say?" she asked Chris.

"Thank goodness it's already over," Chris said. "You've teased over 50 people in here, but now there's no more reason to continue doing it... Oh, come on! It's my turn!" He took the happy Kirby away from her and started doing the same thing to him.

"This isn't over!" Kirby piped up happily. "We still got to go through All-Star Mode on Hard!"

The teen was broken. Kirby's happy call should have made him happy, but the message itself made him wary of Palutena's devious chuckling sounds. "Oh yes, we still have that as a thing, don't we?" she asked with a teasing smile. "Sorry, Chris, but it looks like we have 50 more encounters with these amazing people from all over...once more! I can't wait to see how they'll react after we get them back here to the stage."

Kirby knew Chris was ready to scream, but he knew the teen liked him so much. With that advantage, the puffball embraced him just as soon as he heard him scream to stop him. Unfortunately, the hug only made Chris stay frozen in horror at the implication, the scream going out loudly in his mind. "No! Please! Snap out of it!" Kirby pleaded.

Palutena sneaked in a photo of the scene. "Sweet. I'll be ready to do this thing 50 more times," she mused. "We should spice these conversations a little more, though..."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Key Notes:
- Jokes aside, I just like Kirby a whole lot more than this game's version of Meta Knight. He's like the Mario of the smaller characters, so you can't go wrong with him.

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