Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! April 2010

This month: Morons are writing iMPACT! Although they may be imbeciles or idiots... Knockout Lockbox Showdown. All bullshit for ratings. Team Hogan vs Team Flair continues. RVD bleeds. Rob Terry gets hit with a chair. Orlando Jordan pours milk on himself. 5 keys on the show. Angle and Mr. Anderson kill each other. Lethal brings Liz into a comedy segment. The Band is running the show. Parody booking for the number 1 contenders. Team 3D is spiralling down the ladder. Velvet Sky gets a contract. Tara gets her spider back. Angelina Love is the new Womens' Champion and Daffney has to strip but she does not do it. A leather and lace match. Abyss hits a car on iMPACT! Jarrett plays hide and seek with Sting. Bryan doesn't get Chelsea. Waltman has had a rough life. Hogan and Lethal are a great team. Red and Morgan are a fun team. A fireball to the eyes you have to go to the internet to see. Team Hogan gets the advantage at Lethal Lockdown. Doug Williams is stripped due to a volcano. Waltman no shows. Madison Rayne becomes Women's Champion. Angle and Anderson have a great cage match. The Pope loses to AJ. Abyss is fine and ends up winning Lethal Lockdown for Team Hogan. Interference in war games. Rob Terry saves Team Hogan from Team Flair. A rankings system in TNA. RVD becomes number 1 contender. Joe is back and angry. RVD wins the TNA Championship. Vinny does a dance. Hulk puts over RVD. Jarrett and Sting is signed for Sacrifice. The Pope ha a diamond studed eye patch. Mr. Anderson and The Pope at Sacrifice. Matt Morgan out smarts everyone. Shannon Moore saves Jesse Neil and they form Ink Inc. Nash has great fire. Abyss beats Flair in a match.