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What if I told you… raccoons are secretly excellent yoga instructors?
Think about it—these little gurus don’t just walk, every step looks like a yoga pose. Here’s one sitting on my lap in full lotus, like a furry Buddha, coaching me on breathwork:
…like ‘Inhale the aroma of trash, and exhale your shame!’…and pass me any leftover pizza .’”
They’ve got that classic zen stare too—the same look yoga teachers give you when they act like they know some ancient secret. And they do! They know exactly which dumpster has the good trash. (Spoiler: Wendy’s.)
And just like yoga instructors, trash pandas are obsessed with balance. . If they slip, they don’t panic—they flow gracefully back into Eating Pose.

Meanwhile, when I slip in yoga, I take out three students…a water bottle rack…and someone’s
emotional support bolster”.
So next time you see a trash panda in your driveway, don’t chase it with a broom — roll out a mat!
This midnight yogi is here to teach us how to namaste our way through all the garbage life tosses at us… … and don’t forget to celebrate your victories with Snack Pose.