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So it all started when I was out here with a small army of wild raccoons like it’s the world’s weirdest daycare.
The one tiny raccoon raises a paw like, “Excuse me, we are poor orphan swamp kitty’s” And look at this raccoon, acting like it hasn’t eaten in years,, sprawled across the railing like a rug that gave up on life.
That’s Adam there. I hand him a raccoon — which is basically the woodland version of giving someone a newborn — and instantly, he’s petting that little rascal like he’s a seasoned raccoon grandpa sitting on his porch somewhere, strumming a banjo… except this banjo can pick your pockets.
That’s Raccoon Auntie Em cheering him on.
She gets in on the action…and starts modeling her new fashionable raccoon leg warmer, with a teeny pettable head.
Suddenly here comes Stompin’ Tom the Trash Panda.
Always stompin’ those toe beans for more snacks.
This one is chilling like it’s waiting for Uber Eats to Arrive.
This one bolts through my legs like it’s in an action-+n movie.

And Grandpa Raccoon just gives this look like “kids these days” (Uber eats raccoon)And to celebrate Adam’s promotion to Grandpa Raccoon, we brought him out a cake with his name on it…Because life is sweet, so is cake, and NATURE is our spirit family, so why not be a grandpa for something!