Love's Not A Game - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Love's Not A Game
Starring David Hull, Esther Povitsky, Parvesh Cheena, Donna Lynne Champlin, Michael McMillian, Burl Moseley, Vella Lovell, Erick Lopez, Danny Jolles, Clark Moore, Johnny Meeks, Gabrielle Ruiz, Pete Gardner, Gina Gallego, & Rene Gube
Written by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, Adam Schlesinger, and Dan Gregor

White Josh:
HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH LOVE?
HAVE YOU NO DECENCY?
LOVE IS WHAT CREATED
HIM AND HIM
AND HER AND ME

HOW DARE YOU PLAY WITH LOVE?
IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU, LADY SIR?

Paula:
I think the word is just ma’am.

White Josh:
LOVE IS WHAT UNITES
ME AND YOU
AND HIM AND HER

AND HIM AND HIM
AND ME AS WELL

JK LOL.

White Josh:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
NONE OF US WOULD EVER SAY LOVE’S A GAME.

THAT WOULD BE BAD
YOU CAN BE SURE-A
BUT I’M IN THE MOOD TO WEAR THIS COOL FEDORA

Everyone:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
WE WOULD NEVER PLAY WITH LOVE
LIKE IT’S A GAME

Jim:
BUT IF WE DID

Tim:
AND THAT WOULD BE WRONG

Jim & Tim:
WE’D PUT 30 BUCKS DOWN THAT JOSH HAS THE BIGGEST SCHLONG

Hector:
Oh interesting, I’ll double that.

Paula:
I’ll triple that.

Kevin:
LOVE IS NOT OLYMPIANS
SPRINTING DOWN COURSES

Heather:
THEY’RE OUR DEAR FRIENDS
THEY ARE NOT HORSES

Darryl:
THEIR LOVE IS PURE
GROOM MEETS BRIDE

Maya:
SO WE’D NEVER SPOIL IT
WITH A DEATH POOL ON THE SIDE

Mrs. Hernandez:
Josh. Age 52. Parasailing accident.

Maya:
That’s so smart. Same.

White Josh:
LOVE’S AN END GAME
BUT IT’S NOT A GAME

George:
OUR MOUTHS KEEP SAYING THAT
BUT OUR HANDS NEED CHANGE

Valencia:
PUT 30 ON RED
POETICALLY
FOR RED’S THE COLOR
OF A HEART THAT BEATS FREE

Red is also Greg. It – it’s Greg.

Everyone:
WE DEFINITELY SHOULDN’T DO THIS
WE DEFINITELY SHOULDN’T DO THIS
THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD
WE’RE GOING TO HELL
THIS IS BAD!

Father Brah:
I WILL GIVE MY COUNSEL
AS A GRADUATE OF PRIEST SCHOOL

AJ:
Pre-school?

Father Brah:
No, priest school.

I JUST TALKED TO JESUS
AND HE SAID THAT IT’S COOL

Everyone:
JESUS SAID IT’S COOL.

Sunil:
BILLS! BILLS! BROADWAY PLAYBILLS!
FLOPS ONLY APPRECIATE OVER TIME.

Everyone:
ODDS! SIXES!
DICE! MONOGAMY!

White Josh:
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
THAT BEING SAID, LET’S MAKE IT RAIN!

WHILE CUPID FLIES
IN FROM ABOVE

Everyone:
THE GROUP MIND HAS DECIDED TO BET ON LOVE

LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME
LOVE’S NOT A GAME

JOSH SHOULD BE WARY OF PARASAILS!