Nightmares Tierlist

A video in which I rank different nightmares on a tierlist

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Nightmares Tierlist Transcript:

The Dark By Stoic Stick
You lie awake in bed during the night unsure of the time but before day break, and its dark, its so very dark. And you look into that darkness unsure why staring, staring into the abyss almost as If you know something is lurking, gazing into eyes that just arent there, eyes that aren’t real that shouldn’t exist… or is that what you make yourself believe for if you were to confront the truth it would horrify you to your core, and a small part of you thanks the darkness for staying so dark whatever it may hide. Anyway today we will be looking and ranking different nightmares on a tierlist. the tiers will be going from stupid to not scary to valid to kinda scary to horrifying. Now there may be some overlap between stupid and not scary but most things that are stupid are not scary but not all things that are not scary are stupid you know? same with valid and kinda scary something can be a valid nightmare but not necessarily scary but those that are valid and scary go in kinda scary. Also im going to be sharing some of my old nightmares that I used to have so you can psychoanalyse me in the comments if youd like. Our first nightmare will be the fear of losing teeth, your in a dream and then suddenly one of your teeth feel loose and you just start spitting out teeth and then theres blood and spit everywhere and you feel like you are powerless to stop losing your teeth, yea ive had this a few times and it was pretty horrible every time. I checked online to see what the so called dream experts believe and they think that it has something to do with stress, big changes, or fear of the unknown which just wow you couldn’t have cast a larger net could you, how painfully unspecific and useless. T:”yes I think that this pain you are feeling is due to some unresolved trauma in your early life, how is your relationship with your father?” No, actually, I think the pain might be to do with the second degree burns over 90% of my body but it was a nice attempt. T:“I think you are quick to burn bridges am I right?” Get out T:“yes im just leaving”. Cut away gag aside losing teeth is pretty horrifying so its going to go into the horrifying tier. Next we have drowning which I only developed because I literally almost drowned in real life, so there I was chilling in the swimming pool I was around 8 at the time and I didn’t know how to swim, I would swim in the near deep end and when the water would get deep id just go on my tiptoes and bounce off the floor to stay above the water, so I was having fun in the nearly deep end when I just start getting pulled further into the deep end by an unknown force, and it wasn’t even quick it was relatively slow but because I was bouncing on my toes and going up for air I couldn’t stop drifting, this continued until I couldn’t sink to the bottom to be able to push myself back up, at this point im flailing around you know what and swallowing pool water it was horrible, and this went on for what seemed like minutes as I was slowly running out of oxygen and getting tired, Im almost at the point of giving up when out of nowhere an unlikely hero comes to save me, it was a bald white man with a hairy chest he picks me on his shoulder and then just swims the lap of the pool, personally I think he could have just dropped me to the side but he decided to swim the lap because he could I guess idk? But yea he saves my life and I had to sit out for the rest of the time that we were swimming. Great man, if he knew I would constantly make bald jokes would he have saved me? Maybe not, anyway. Im going to put drowning in kinda scary because although it nearly killed me I feel like my fear of drowning has somehow become subsided because I know somewhere out there a bald man will always be waiting to save me. Funnily enough balding is one of the nightmares I have here so I guess ill rank this one too while we are on the subject, easily going into horrifying because theres nothing more embarrassing than balding in my opinion, theres having hair being bald and then balding. The suspended state between having hair and being bald is worse than being bald in my opinion. Imagine you are in an argument with someone and then they just say well at least im not balding, honestly its hard to recover, from personal experience the only way to salvage the situation is to pull out a gun and shoot the guy there’s no other way that you can come out the victor. But yea very horrifying shoutout to my balding viewers though you guys are fighting demons most of us couldn’t even imagine.