Nene insists she understands a uniquely male Phenomenon [hololive/engsub]

Nene Momosuzu plays Minecraft.

Original stream:    • 【Minecraft】🍑中毒🍑【桃鈴ねね/ホロライブ】  

Nene's channel:    / @momosuzunene  

Thank you to ‪@kurapan_clips‬, Accel, and Mugichos for QC help!








You may have noticed that Nene made many balls-to-the-wall puns in this video. I really knackered myself out trying to localize them. I even went out of my way to ask every Tom, Dick, and Harry for help, but it all came to naught. I dropped the ball. I thought I had the spunk, but I was just shooting blanks. If you don’t give two bits about me now, I understand your circumdecision. There are other clippers out there, clippers who have the gumption and the gumballs to do what it takes; to brave and best the Beast with Two Backs that is translation. Much like love, it is both art, and war. And as Sun Tzu once said: ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Also, never attempt to translate one of their languages unless you have the dumplings to do so.’

My gravest mistake was thinking I had pumpkins when I only had peas. And so I sow my small sad seeds, during this, my winter of discontent, knowing that my content is but the manure of the field, where others bloom as fruit. I pray no one follows suit and plants in the fallow field plants as sterile as my intellect.

So inspect your twigs and your berries. If they hang low and wobble to and fro, and if you can tie them in a knot, tie them in a bow, you should probably see a doctor. But if they are shy to bud or spotty or shrivelled, here is some advice: Maple leaves make great fertilizer. ;)