The Vespas -- UFO/UAP (WTF) | Post-Punk/New Wave (Fringe?)

Before Billy O'Brien ended The Vespas by crashing his Vespa into a red phone box and mutilated himself beyond all recognition, except for his tattooed scrotum (don't ask), they had a single in the works...based on a true story. Joey Morgan was allegedly abducted by aliens, and the band thought it was good song material...well, they didn't all agree on the parts about anal probing--but after serious negotiation, it was included. This one goes out to all you unlucky bastards who've been violated by space aliens...without lube!


Lyrics:
UFO
UAP
In the Sky
Sky
Sky
sky

At first, you appeared to me as an oncoming, fiery asteroid
Alone in the dark night sky, with the moon and the stars in a vast black void

No one will never believe me, maybe I should leave
Are you an alien astronaut, far away from home?
Why is a giant ship hovering over my house?


Run away, should I stay? run away, should I stay? run away...
It's okay, I should stay, it's okay, I should stay, don't run away

Spinning around, without making a sound, what the fuck?
But maybe you've come to take me away, are you here for DNA?

It's hard to understand, but I'm just a simple man
But you never make a sound, just flashing lights
No, you never make a sound, just flashing lights

Run away, should I stay? run away, is it okay? I'll stay (please take me away)
Run away, should I stay? run away, is it okay? I'll stay (please take me away)
Hey!, It's okay! don't go, Hey! take me away (take me up to outer space)
Run away, should I stay? run away, is it okay? I'll stay (but please don't probe me)

fly, boy, fly
flying in the dark sky
fly, boy, fly
flying in the dark sky
fly, boy, fly
flying in the dark sky
fly, boy, fly
flying in the dark sky
What are you doing here?


At first, you appeared to me as an oncoming, fiery asteroid
I blacked out, hours passed, I woke up naked with a bleeding hemorrhoid

Oh my God, What the fuck? Oh my God, I was probed
Oh my God, What the fuck? Oh my God, I was probed
Oh my God, What the fuck? Oh my God, I was probed
Oh my God, What the fuck? Oh my God, I was probed
Oh my God, What the fuck? Oh my God, I was probed
Oh my God, What the fuck? Oh my God, I was probed

...and they didn't use any lube!

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Lyrics written by MacDonkulous (2024)
Music by Udio AI
#comedymusic #postpunk #uap