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Welcome to the VIP Night Club for Trash Pandas
It all started when this little raccoon snuck her way in, like sneaking into a nightclub without a wristband.
Then she grabs my attention, and announces “Yes, I’m on the list.”
Now she’s sitting on my legs, like she’s settling in to the VIP booth.
I start petting her paw like it’s the fluffiest little lucky charm…
and she starts making a face like “Yes...yes...you may worship me. I am the chosen one!”

Now she’s surfing on my thighs like they’re raccoon-approved surfboards.
Then it happens—
Whole squad of raccoons lined up at the door like they’re waitin’ for a raccoon bouncer to check ID.

I give the official thumbs up for entry—like, “Yup, you're all on the list, come on in you little beauties”
Then I start dishing out complimentary snacks and massages for our VIP forest friends.

One rascal inspects my feet like “hold on, no claws on the hind legs, who leg THIS guy in?”
Nature’s hottest nightclub had just hit capacity Then
They all zoom out the door like someone shouted “last call for marshmallows!”
And after all the bad stuff humans have put the animals through.
Maybe it’s time we give them VIP treatment!